just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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