Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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