have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I would ride that face into the sunset
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