Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
