You really coming over, don't trick.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
