Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
