I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Randomize
