maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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