babies were throwing up all over the place
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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