i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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