where am i from again
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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