maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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