You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
