i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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