i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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