Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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