do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Can you bring me the toilet please
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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