GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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