She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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