We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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