He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
The feeling are messing with the penis
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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