Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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