Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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