Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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