I hope mine doesn't look like that
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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