She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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