Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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