And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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