Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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