Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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