just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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