I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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