I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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