North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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