he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Can you repeat that, but with context?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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