she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
soo... how was my night?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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