My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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