I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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