Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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