Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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