Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
either way he was missing a nipple.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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