suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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