We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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