So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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