Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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