I will die if light touches me.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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