You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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