i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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