whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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