I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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