my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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